I am a huge fan of Leandra Medine's blog, The Man Repeller. One of her staff writers, Amelia Diamond, posted a hilarious article today, entitled "What Do You Look Like Today?" You have to read it for yourself, but basically, it details an alternative way of describing clothing. So instead of saying "Today, I'm wearing a halter top and skirt with Converse," you could say "I look like a 1990s Britney Spears going to a high school soccer game who got caught in a rainstorm after reading the forecast for LA instead of NYC." That paints a pretty good picture, right? Read Amelia's fantastic article here.